vampiremarshall:

why can’t people appreciate how much effort I put in to not becoming a serial killer 

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maybelletea:

you know those feels

when you’re so into something

and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat

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mycroft:

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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hani-j:

Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds

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eight character traits: harry potter edition
      ∟ hermione granger

Going to a friends house 

• Normal people: What a lovely home you have
• Me: Whats your wifi password?

• at school: can you stop talking because i dont care

• friend: imagine you could read harry potter again without knowing what's going to happen..
• me: 
• friend: 
• me: 
• friend: 
• me: 
• friend: why are you crying?

brokebackdestiel:

my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

(via pennishartz)

“Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.”

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